Preacher Joke

There were two competing preachers, from different churches. One preacher said, "I bet you I'll have more people at my church than yours Sunday." The other preacher asked, "Are you trying to challenge me?" The other preacher said,"Yeah." So the other preacher said, "We will see."

Sunday came. The preacher who challenged the other preacher had a good showing at his church. All the pews were full, and church went on as usual. Attendance was 300. After church, the preacher decided to ride by the other preacher's church. He drove up in front of the church and saw flashing lights coming from inside. He got out the car and something which smelt like BBQ. He got up to the church doors and heard loud noises from inside. He went inside the church, and he saw homeless people, gangsters, and everybody you can think of who would be out in the streets. Some were standing up talking to each other. Some were sitting down eating BBQ. The other preacher came up to the amazed preacher and said, "Well. How many people you had today?" The preacher said, "300. How many you had?" The other preacher said, "About 600 or more came today, and people were still coming, until we ran out of BBQ.

America's Youth

I am upset about the happenings in America today. It seems our youth is being exposed to more violence. What happens when they go older? They get involved in violent acts, and they find themselves in a grave or behind cell bars.

What is my suggestion on what should be done?

1. Educate uneducated adults on their wrongs.
2. Be a good role-model to our youth.
3. Take a stand on violence.

These are only three things. You can add more if you like.

Networking: 5 Peolple You Should Get To Know

These are 5 people (according www.lifehack.org) that you should get to know personally. These people can help you out in life:

1. Your competitors

2. Local media persons

3. Non-profit organizations leaders

4. A lawyer or two

5. A politician

Any questions?

Cats Do Have 9 Lives

A cat named Felix was found alive and well beneath the rubble of a six-story building in Cologne that collapsed five weeks ago. Cats don't have 9 lives for nothing.

Bad Luck for Motorist

A elderly motorist in Germany was in three accidents in one hour. First she was involved in a seven car accident at a local supermarket. She was only slightly in that one. Next she was driving home, and her foot accidentally over stepped on the gas pedal. Her car went across a lawn and struck a house. She was taken to hospital in an ambulance but that vehicle was then hit by a truck.

After all of this she was still alright. It was fortunate that no one was seriously hurt in any of the accidents.

I think she need to stay put a home and get someone to run her errands for her

What Female Chimps Like

If you a male a male chimpanzee (literally) and you are trying to attract a female chimpanzee, offer her steak. Zoologists have done a study that female chimps are attracted more to male chimps who share their raw steak with them.

Madoff's Unsed Tickets

Are you a NY Met's fan? Well you going to have a chance to get some ticket. Bernard Madoff (the guy that is in deep financial trouble) Is selling his season baseball tickets. It will go to the highest bidder of Ebay. I wonder will that include popcorn, peanuts and soda?